What Screams "Titletown!" To You? Hopefully, It's Movie Villains
Sportcenter's case for Ann Arbor as Titletown, USA: (summarized, because I don't have DVR, but it's close)
Tom Brady went to school here! So did James Earl Jones, the voice of Darth Vader! And former president Gerald Ford once played football here!
Here's the totally unobvious punchline.
And don't give me any crap about how Darth Vader "wasn't really a villain" or something. I didn't want to make the title any longer.