Showing posts with label darrin jackson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label darrin jackson. Show all posts

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Apparently Broadcasters and Units of Time Aren't Getting Along This Month

September 25th game, White Sox vs Twins, Orlando Cabrera is on 1st base.

Hawk Harrelson: "Orlando Cabrera has 18 stolen bases on the year."

Darrin Jackson: "He's been sitting on 18 for awhile, gotta be at least two months since his last steal."

Hawk Harrelson: "It's been since August 5th."

Darrin Jackson: "So OVER two months!"
(emphasis his)

I have no words.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

I Am Not Joking

Darrin Jackson just said this during the White Sox / Twins game. (quote v. close)

There are two types of guys....there's guys who take advantage of a situation, and then there's guys who exploit a situation, like Carlos Quentin.

To which I say, there are two types of broadcasters....there's guys who say things that don't mean anything, and there's guys who say things that don't make any sense, like Darrin Jackson.