Jon Heyman Is Now Writing Things Just to Get Attention.

Anyone want a good laugh?

Jon Heyman ranked his top 20 Free Agents. Here's the list!

1) Bobby Abreu
2) Milton Bradley
3) Pat Burrell
4) Orlando Cabrera
5) Joe Crede
6) Adam Dunn
7) Jon Garland
8) Jason Giambi
9) Orlando Hudson
10) Derek Lowe
11) Oliver Perez
12) Andy Pettitte
13) Manny Ramirez
14) Ben Sheets
15) Jason Varitek
16) Randy Wolf
17) Garret Anderson
18) Freddy Garcia
19) Cliff Floyd
20) Tim Redding

Oh. I just thought you should all know that Joe Crede is a lot better than Manny Ramirez.

Orlando Cabrera, your $25M/year contract awaits...