LiveBlog: Game 4, Rays @ Red Sawx
Let's jump right in. Larry's commentary will be in italics.
Bottom of the 1st
Buck Martinez: [Sonnanstine's] a tough guy to scout, because he won't light up the gun.
It's tough to describe the sun, because it's big and bright and hot.
Top of the 3rd
Situation: Carl Crawford is on 1st base with 2 outs for Willy Aybar. Wakefield just pitched out to make the count 1-0.
Buck Martinez: If you gamble, you pitch out twice in a row. And you're in a situation in which you have to gamble
.....what?
Dude there's a guy on first with two outs. You almost can't get less threatened than this. You don't "have" to do anything.
Edit: Crawford stole the base anyway, Aybar cranks a 2-run HR. Nice one, Bucky. GAMBLE DUUUUUUDE!
Side note: These commentators went ballistic for a single that put runners on first and second for teh Sawks in the bottom of the 2nd. Aybar's home run involved significantly less enthusiasm. Shades of Chris Berman in 2005!
Chip Caray: What do you guys think, are these Rays playoff tested?
Ron Darling: (In a tone that suggests stern agreement) I think they've been playing playoff series for the past two months.
Oh, so if you don't have your division clinched by August 14th, you're playing in "playoff series[es]" until you're eliminated. That's sweet. Turns out my Rockies didn't actually miss the postseason this year- they got almost a month's worth of playoff experience before the DBacks and Dodgers put them away.
Top of the 5th:
Carl Crawford is on second base with 1 out.
Buckaroo: "It's especially important to steal 3rd base in Fenway Park, because the left fielder is so close. It's so hard to score from second on a base hit."
Unless the base hit is to center or right, of course. But yeah, let's risk stealing 3rd with one out, when a lefty is up and a switch hitter is on deck, to help make sure our guy can score on a single to left.
(Immediately after this, Willie Aybar singles to left and Crawford scores from second without a throw.)
- I'm going to punch my basement wall with all the strength my frail little arms can muster if they don't stop showing that DirecTV ad from "Poltergeist." Here's a fucking tip, DirecTV- make multiple ads and run them all at the same time, instead of individually beating them into the ground one after another.
- You're next, Bacardi "guys intentionally wear Halloween costumes that complement girls' costumes" ad.
- Buck spends 30 seconds recapping the now-famous failed squeeze play from game 4 of the Red Sox/Angels ALDS series. He goes out of his way to praise Manny Delcarmen for "knowing that a squeeze was a possibility," because the Angels had pulled one on the Red Sox when he was on the mound earlier in the year. That's all well and good, until TBS shows the replay and it is revealed (yet again) that Delcarmen threw a knee-high pitch with no break (could have been a fastball or a changeup) during the play in question. Yeah, if you think someone is going to try a squeeze on you, that's the way to ward it off. Here batter, I dare you to bunt this nice low strike. Let's see you use that one! Fortunately for the Red Sox, Erick Aybar (Angels batter during the failed squeeze) just sucks.
- I know you're specifically asking me not to, TBS, but I have a sneaking suspicion I'm going to miss those new episodes of Frank TV starting October 21.
- Not to keep complaining about commercials, but I'm going to keep complaining about commercials.
These days it seems like you have to be a physics professor to pick out a TV.
No it doesn't. Not at all. You need a recent issue of Consumer Reports and a couple of hours to comparatively shop.
Luckily, I AM ONE.
Go fuck yourself, albino douche.
- As the score balloons to 10-1, Buck has some Kornheiser-esque understatment.
I bet the Red Sox are happy they have an off day tomorrow!
Tony would be proud.
- Chip, after David Ortiz triples to lead off the 7th:
The biggest deficit ever overcome in a postseason game is 8 runs. Hey, you never know!
The Rays are up 10. I think it's fair to say "We know."
- Buck, re the Rays: (rhetorically) Who are these guys?
You may want to build a time machine and go back to May, June, July, August, September, or a week ago and ask that question. I think it just recently crossed the threshold from annoying to ridiculous.
- Time to nitpick with Chip!
If this game ends in the win column for the Rays, there may not be a bigger game in the career of young James Shields than the one he will pitch on Wednesday as he tries to close out this series.
Oh, but if Boston mounts a ridiculous comeback and ties the series at 2 games a piece, Sheilds' start in game 5 really won't be that big of a deal.
- This was the lousiest liveblog we've done so far. Sorry everyone. We really are a bunch of zilcheroos. However, I think part of this is mitigated by the fact that the game was fucking sweet. After last year, I'm not calling the SAWKS dead until they're really dead. But seeing fans filing out of Fenway in the 7th inning of an ALCS game... extremely entertaining.
In conclusion, choke on a pole, Boston. I hope you win game 5 so you can come back and get eliminated in your own stadium.
[Late edit by Larry B- that last joke would work a lot better if the LCSes actually used the 2-2-1-1-1 format rather than the 2-3-2. As usual, I'm fucking stupid. So I guess I just hope the Red Sox lose on Wednesday. But Friday or Saturday would be acceptable too.]
