just what the world needs: more eli manning coverage

not that anyone cares, but due to a cross country move and subsequent job search i'm not going to have a ton of time to contribute here for the next couple of weeks. fortunately, i still have a mind like a steel trap for ridiculous quotes i hear. espn football "analyst" and former player eric allen, on manning's performance during the giants' saturday night preseason game against the jets:

"He proved he could be a proven football player on the football field."

excuse me??