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I figure that I, too, should post something at this time as well. I'd like to say something to the tune of "Great, that's over with, you can all shut up now." But as Larry pointed out, this shit is gonna continue all week. And believe it or not, it's a subject that I just want to die already, and I don't even WANT to make fun of how bad these articles will be. But alas, that would violate my responsibility as a guy with a blog and no obligations.

So bring it on Mariotti, ShatGuy, Ventre, Donovan, Stark, Matthews, Jenkins. Happy publishing. And I wish you all the best of luck in not writing something so stupid that it appears here. You'll all need it.