history schmistory

so bonds just went yard. i'm not guessing what percentage of them will suck and what percentage of them will really suck, but how many million billion bajillion bonds-related articles will be written and published in the next week? i say about a zillion million billion bajillion. we can only hope something even more newsworthy happens in the next couple days, such as (joke synthesizing several current new stories in a ridiculous fashion goes here)!

also, i would just like to take this opportunity to point out that barry bonds has never tested positive for steroids. this message brought to you by the council for people that are really, really out of touch with reality.