Brett Favre Throws Perfect Game

As most of you know, Mark Buehrle threw a perfect game on Thursday. I know it's happened about 4,421 times before, but still kind of a big deal. I woke up on Friday morning, excited to watch the beginning of SC on ESPN to get a look at the highlights.

First story: Brett Favre having some misgivings about returning to play for the Vikings.

Second story: Michael Vick will find out next week whether he will be reinstated into the NFL.

After spending 5 minutes apiece on these two "stories" we hit White Sox / Rays.

It's like ESPN is a 15-year-old girl, and Brett Favre is her overly dramatic best friend.

FUCK YOU ESPN.