math was never his best subject

espn/abc's dave pasch is doing play-by-play for the little league world series. personally i'm pissed that they didn't bring back brent musberger, who's been saying dumb stuff during these kids' special moments for years now. fortunately pasch is doing his best to fill brent's shoes. a couple minutes ago, praising one of the mexican team's pitchers for striking out a dutch batter on three pitches:

"We know one thing about this guy: he's got a lot of confidence, and a great fastball!"

to be fair, two is actually pretty close to one when you think about it.