More from the Hiney Bird

At least that's what Hawk Harrelson likes to call him. However, Mariotti fired back in this new article by calling him Foghorn Leghorn. Kudos to you Jay, I got a good laugh out of that.

Unfortunately, it's the exact same article that you wrote the day before. Remember this one?

I think I've finally figured out the formula for a Jay Mariotti article on the White Sox. It goes something like this.

something something sinking ship something something Blizzard of Oz something something potty-mouth something blame the media? something something embarrasing something no dignity something spewing profanity something something World Series opportunity window closing.

Don't bother writing about how bad Pablo Ozuna is, or how badly Paul Konerko has performed, or why the setup guys on the White Sox have just decided to implode lately (read: don't bother being an analyst). Just go on stirring up problems and controversy that prevent you from ever having to do any real work.

Anyone else besides me think it's funny that on msnbc.com's sports page there is a tab for "Baseball" and a separate tab for "Barry Bonds"?

No? Well I'm easily amused.....