Sunday, May 27, 2007

From the Department of Lame/Unfunny Stuff

Here.

A few bad jokes for your laughing pleasure.

1. Drew Brees (New Orleans Saints): Despite working in a city visited by women who will lift their jerseys without a downpour of U.S. currency, Brees has a relatively clean street record.

According to rumor, he once shushed someone at the Purdue library, but we haven't been able to corroborate the tale.


2. Carson Palmer (Cincinnati Bengals): Palmer has impressed scouts with his ability to just say no to social offers from certain teammates.

To date, a football is the only thing he's passed to Chris Henry
also, their ranking of Tom Brady as more of an off-field risk than Ben Roethlisberger because he "alienated fans by wearing a Yankees hat" confirms that this is the kind of article this site was created for.

I hate stupid shit.



4 comments:

Chris W said...

also, it should be obvious that this article was written for the sole purpose of writing about michael vick.

this was the best joke he could muster:

"Former teammate Matt Schaub was worried that if he continued as Vick's backup, he might be arrested as an accomplice."

laff

larry b said...

i think this guy must hang out with the guy who wrote the "top 10 weird body parts" article i did. i imagine them eating paint chips together.

Chris W said...

also doesn't that "downpour" word choice in describing something related to New Orleans seem to be stretching the limits of good taste?

for shame.

larry b said...

geez, that one slipped by me but yeah... too soon.