Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Strikes And Gutters, Dude, Strikes And Gutters

My sequence of thoughts shortly after waking up this morning-

1) Zzzzz.... wha.... Oh my God! It's here! It's finally here! It's opening day! Hooraaaaayyyyyyy!

*quickly scrambles to couch, turns on TV*

2) Wow! And the Red Sox are losing! This is the greatest day of my life!

*ten seconds pass*

3) Fuck. Why is Steve Phillips talking?

*sighs, turns off TV, gets ready for work*

That's life, I guess. Just when you think everything is going your way, Steve Phillips starts running his mouth as if he actually knows where both his asshole and elbow are.

1 comment:

pnoles said...

Steve Phillips is a perfect example of how a person with a pleasing and good-for-tv voice can land a job despite being inherently stupid.