Monday Morning Bizarro QB
Contest: I give you two pieces of journalism, you tell me which was written by an angry sports blogger, and which was written by a fat, Brett Farve-loving columnist.
Sample A:
"This game showed what kind of a football team the Cowboys are, for going out with all their football players and making football plays on the football field to win this football game."
Sample B:
"Why does every announcer say "football game'' instead of "game'' or "field'' or "player'' over and over and over in the same sound bite? We know the sport is football. Does Joe Buck say, "The Cubs are playing a heck of a baseball game on this baseball field?'' Does Mike Breen say, "This is a basketball game for the ages, and these basketball players out on that basketball floor will remember it forever?''"
Bizarrrrrro.
8 comments:
Note that King earlier in the article notes that:
The Steelers are one admirable football team.
Hey Cuntface: don't bury my posts. Thanks.
This is what football happens when football Peter King needs to pad his football word count.
We can settle this with a burial. OF YOU. Or I can just bury some treys in your face, as per usual. Better step out on me son. I'm gonna hit it every time.
Finally, my search for a reliable source of Cricket news and information has come to an end.
That's just...weird. Someone had to really want it to post that here. Now we know that Jack is the in the closet Cricket fan though.
That was odd. I hate it when spam like that gets through.
now you know you guys made it and have a readership above 20. TheIPLaction.com doesn't comment on just any blog.
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