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Tuesday, June 5, 2007

For Those of You Who Don't Actually Read Jay.....

Posted by Derpsauce at 9:20 AM

....or don't care to, I'll be a kind human and summarize each of his last articles.

Lou Piniella is crazy and a bad manager, and Tank Johnson is a bad human.
Lou Piniella is crazy and a bad manager.
Lou Piniella is crazy and a bad manager.
Lou Piniella is crazy and a bad manager.
Ozzie Guillen sucks in warning Kenny Williams against sucking.
Ozzie Guillen sucks and....admits it?
Lou Piniella is crazy and a bad manager.
Alfonso Soriano is sucking, and that's partially Lou's fault.
Cogent analysis of the White Sox issues with hitting and their bullpen, along with explanations of why the Cubs outscore their opponents and have a losing record.
John Paxson is too stubborn.
Lou Piniella is crazy and a bad manager.
Tank Johnson is a bad human.
Ozzie Guillen sucks and swears too much.
Ozzie Guillen sucks and swears too much.

There. I just saved you all a TON of wasted, repetitive time!

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