Great Headlines Department

Hey folks, this post comes to you live from the tiny town of Tricastela Spain, where everyone here sure has World Cup fever! The game tonight should be exciting, and with any luck Spanish soccer fans are as pyromaniacal as Ohio State fans.

ANYWAYS, I have only one thing to offer. I don´t know if this already made the rounds of internet hilarity, so forgive me if you´ve already seen this one. The actual article is a bunch of stuff about track, so who cares since it´s not the Olympics. So, without further ado, the headline:

Tired Gay succumbs to Dix in 200 meters

Well, that´s all for this post, folks. See you in my next post unless Spain burns down tomorrow and I don´t make it out alive.