Sunday, July 26, 2009

If You Need to Know Something, Ask the Experts

Hey, ever wondered what Terrell Owens thinks about stuff going on around the NFL which is completely unrelated to him or the team he plays for? Of course you did! He's the foremost authority on everything. For example, recently he said during a press conference that he doesn't think Mike Vick should face an NFL suspension once reinstated because Vick already spent almost two years in prison. Four minutes of Sportscenter were devoted to this, and I think we can all agree that that is an appropriate amount of time to devote to a know-nothing dipshit loudmouth team killing sociopath's opinions.

Unfortunately, during that press conference TO failed to address Brett Favre's situation. But as soon as he says something about it- because as we just agreed, anything TO says about anything is completely valid and worthy of media coverage- we will be sure to update you. In the meantime I think I'll rampantly speculate that TO thinks Favre is a great quarterback, but should only play this season if he really feels like he's physically and mentally capable of doing so.

You heard it here first, people. TO probably thinks Brett Favre should probably play this season. Probably. Maybe. Back to PNoles with more round-the-clock coverage of what's going on outside Brett Favre's house.

8 comments:

Tonus said...

What does TO think of Tony Romo? I don't think he's addressed that issue at all.

The Casey said...

That's his quarterback, man. His quarterback!

The Casey said...

Also, ESPN wants you all to stop what you're doing so they can tell you that it's a minute later than it was 60 seconds ago. We'll be going to in-depth analysis after the break.

Elliot said...

TO should really try to "kill himself" again. It's been far too long since his last attempt, and living or working in or near Buffalo, NY can only increase his suicidal tendencies.

Chris W said...

Well, first he ought to check in with Bill Simmons to see if killing himself will be good for his career.

rich said...

Rachel Nicols reporting BF still undecided.

In other news the sun rose in the east this morning.

CB said...

F off, Elliott.

Regards,

A guy from Buffalo

CB said...

Elliot*. Sorry.