Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Bill Simmons: Blissfully Unaware

More from Joe Buck's diary: "Still disappointed the audience didn't eat up that Pauly Shore joke. My 1997 comedy jokebook said that would kill!"

Joe Buck is a sanctimonious douche nozzle who has
unsuccessfully tried to parlay his kush nepotistic job in sportscasting into a comedy personality career. No argument here.

But look what Bill posted just one hour before that.

I enjoy McDonald's southern chicken sandwich even if its the Ja Rule to Chik Fil-A's Tupac.

Jeebus H. Crust.

1. Ja Rule hasn't been relevant since sometime between 2002 and 2004 depending on your level of interest in rap/r&b duets.
2. Referencing Ja Rule to Tupac was a tired and easy joke back in 2004, which was 5 fucking years ago.
3. Using the McDonald's southern chicken sandwich as an excuse to trot out that reference is terrible.
4. I can't prove this, but Chik-Fil-A is wildly overated. The best thing they do is the waffle fries.
Their chicken sanwich is the Dr. Dre of sandwiches at best.

5 comments:

Chris W said...

Get me a chicken sandwich and some WAFFLE FRIES. For FREE

Martin said...

Compared to the McDonalds Southern Chicken sandwhich Chik-Fil-A is a fucking bag of free 100 dollar bills in comparison. Chik-Fil-A fans do overrate the place I think, but in comparison, really, you jsut can't.

The Casey said...

Wait, is being the Dr. Dre of sandwiches not a compliment? Great, now I'm going to have to completely re-work my all-time rap artist rankings so I can make my pointless comparisons more accurate.

Tonus said...

Wouldn't being called the MC Hammer or Vanilla Ice of sandwiches be an insult? Not sure where Eminem fits in there these days, either.

Bengoodfella said...

I don't like Chik-Fil-A at all really. Though I do have to say I enjoy the waffle fries there. There, I have contributed nothing to the conversation.