Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Presenting: Punchlines That Write Themselves, Vol. 6

Guess who the Reds just hired to help make decisions for them?

I'm so, so, so, SO sorry. Condolences. Your punchlines in the comments.


Chris W said...

gotta be honest, lar--joe morgan's a pretty smart cookie w/r/t non gm-related biz.

That said--this shit is a huge conflict of interest

Biggus Rickus said...

Joe's advice on player matters: I don't know. I haven't really seen him enough to say one way or the other.

Tonus said...

Dusty Baker is still the Reds' manager. I don't think that this affects them one way or another.

Adam said...

In related news, the Red just signed Garry Sheffield to a 3 year contract.

Ca said...

Joe's first order of business: disrupt the clubhouse power supply rendering all computers useless. When informed that computers now run on batteries, Joe's eyes narrowed as he slowly backed out of the room and whispered, "So, they have evolved...."

John Foley said...

Step 1. Sign Barry Bonds
Step 2. Sign Gary Sheffield
Step 3. Sign Dave Concepcion
Step 4. Trade for Torii Hunter
Step 5. Re-acquire Adam Dunn just so he can be lectured about the evils of clogging up the bases, then trade him for Michael Bourne
Step 6. Eliminate all white players from team

dan-bob said...

Hopefully this results in a lot more consistency from that damn team.

- A Reds fan

Adam said...

Oh don't forget trading for Robinson Cano.