tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post8970162589532919967..comments2024-02-16T02:12:08.305-08:00Comments on Fire Jay Mariotti: Presenting: Punchlines That Write Themselves, Vol. 6Larry Bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16141943214237719821noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-1533951986787236432010-04-23T11:33:01.401-07:002010-04-23T11:33:01.401-07:00Oh don't forget trading for Robinson Cano.Oh don't forget trading for Robinson Cano.Adamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05117565553215414852noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-50792107329883166262010-04-22T21:09:27.002-07:002010-04-22T21:09:27.002-07:00Hopefully this results in a lot more consistency f...Hopefully this results in a lot more consistency from that damn team.<br /><br /><br />- A Reds fandan-bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02465285716333091226noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-5946264561032891732010-04-22T10:11:05.800-07:002010-04-22T10:11:05.800-07:00Step 1. Sign Barry Bonds
Step 2. Sign Gary Sheffie...Step 1. Sign Barry Bonds<br />Step 2. Sign Gary Sheffield<br />Step 3. Sign Dave Concepcion<br />Step 4. Trade for Torii Hunter<br />Step 5. Re-acquire Adam Dunn just so he can be lectured about the evils of clogging up the bases, then trade him for Michael Bourne<br />Step 6. Eliminate all white players from teamJohnFhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09339402431610031589noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-82239279959395100332010-04-22T09:42:41.254-07:002010-04-22T09:42:41.254-07:00Joe's first order of business: disrupt the clu...Joe's first order of business: disrupt the clubhouse power supply rendering all computers useless. When informed that computers now run on batteries, Joe's eyes narrowed as he slowly backed out of the room and whispered, "So, they have evolved...."Canoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-6248636615231284432010-04-22T07:28:05.639-07:002010-04-22T07:28:05.639-07:00In related news, the Red just signed Garry Sheffie...In related news, the Red just signed Garry Sheffield to a 3 year contract.Adamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05117565553215414852noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-63227349318547186922010-04-22T06:21:12.072-07:002010-04-22T06:21:12.072-07:00Dusty Baker is still the Reds' manager. I don...Dusty Baker is still the Reds' manager. I don't think that this affects them one way or another.Tonushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01082528970434639776noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-52715828053053525202010-04-22T03:20:02.165-07:002010-04-22T03:20:02.165-07:00Joe's advice on player matters: I don't kn...Joe's advice on player matters: I don't know. I haven't really seen him enough to say one way or the other.Biggus Rickusnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-57686223279607217832010-04-21T23:46:04.073-07:002010-04-21T23:46:04.073-07:00gotta be honest, lar--joe morgan's a pretty sm...gotta be honest, lar--joe morgan's a pretty smart cookie w/r/t non gm-related biz.<br /><br />That said--this shit is a huge conflict of interestChris Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12152452626681072765noreply@blogger.com