It's almost time for the All Star Break, which means it's almost time for the home run derby, which means it's almost time for Chris Berman to yell at us for a whole evening, which means it's time for ESPN to give him a little bit of warmup time by letting him call their Monday night game. If you see this post in the next hour or so, go turn it on. My God. This man is terrible at describing what he is watching. He's atrocious. Absolutely atrocious.