Reading back over this post after I've finished it, I have come to the conclusion that it's atrocious. I have just one excuse but fortunately that excuse is pretty good. Whereas I write most FireJay posts (especially the ones that come in at less than 200 words) in a single sitdown, it took me five to write this one. Two of them were on airplanes, where the recycled air makes you think any thought you put into written word is hilarious when in fact you're barely forming complete sentences. But overall it's pretty atrocious and way too long. And I'm not sorry for either of those two facts. Whether you read it and don't enjoy it or decide not to read it after sifting through this preview, what you need to know is this: Keith Law is a cockhole. Now let's give him the floor. Oh yeah, and there are spoilers in here or whatever.