I'm not going to spend too much time on this column by Rick Reilly ripping my main man Jay Cutler, but I did want to highlight a couple of things I find funny.
Here is Rick trying to show what a jerk Cutler is, insensitive to the needs of his teammates...
...by glorifying John Lynch's technically-misdemeanor-battery attack on Cutler's phone:
Once, in his rookie year in Denver, 45 minutes before a game, surefire Hall of Fame safety John Lynch was trying to explain something to Cutler about NFL pass coverage. Except Cutler wasn't looking at Lynch. He was texting.
"Man, I'm trying to talk to you!" Lynch protested.
Didn't help. Cutler was all thumbs, head down. Finally, Lynch slapped the phone out of Cutler's hands, smashing it to the floor.
And here's Reilly showing how unprofessional Cutler is...
...by quoting a Denver sports broadcaster calling Cutler foul names:
"He's an arrogant little punk," former Broncos radio color man, Scott Hastings, once said on a national show. "He's a little bitch."
And finally, here's Rick Reilly trying to be funny:
Cutler could own Chicago if he wanted. In a city that has had as many good quarterbacks as Omaha has had good surfers...
I don't know which of the above is most offensive. Oh wait. Yes I do. It's the last one.