Monday, February 1, 2010

Argh. Die, Chris Berman

Get off my TV, you talentless, irrelevant, ugly hack. His lead-in for a Super Bowl hype segment on Sportscenter tonight, after a montage set to The Who's "Baba O'Riley" plays:

The Colts weren't fooled in Miami three years ago....

"Fooled," like it talks about in that song! That song by The Who! Not the Who song that just played during that montage... but still, a Who song! And they're playing at halftime! Halftime of the Super Bowl! The Super Bowl the Colts will be playing in, that is! It all fits together!

[mindless garbage I didn't bother to rewind the DVR to transcribe]

...and it's safe to say that this Sunday, they won't get fooled again!

OMG LIKE THE SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Like I already said- die, Berman.


Berman Hater said...

Yes. Thank you. I hate that guy.

Chris W said...

That's german for The Berman, The

Elliot said...

Berman's joke was pretty lame, I guess...

...He bit off more than he could chew.

[puts on sunglasses]


Dylan Murphy said...

His only good television was NFL primetime with Tom Jackson, a highly underrated ESPN analyst in my opinion.

rondoman said...

Tom Jackson is an absolute moron.

After the NFC championship he said this about Brett Favre:

"the fact that the guy is willing to take a risk like that and throw that interception is what makes him so great."

STFU you idiot.

Jack M said...

Looks like Berman hit the Miami [puts on sunglasses] double whammy.