What To Expect From The Media Re: Tonight's Championship Game (In Pictures)

Not much, truthfully. I don't see most of them getting excited about it all. Why? Well, Saturday's semifinals were a disaster from their standpoint. First, this guy got eliminated:



And then, a few hours later, so did this guy:



I mean, now who are they supposed to touch themselves while thinking about? This guy?



I mean, sure, he's white... but is he white enough? His name sounds kind of Muslim-ish. (Yes, the picture is homoerotic, I know. It was the best one of him I could find.) And with Memphis not offering a single player that's interesting from this angle, like I already said, I can really see the media overlooking the game and simply moving on to other stories. Too bad. A Love vs. Hansbrough showdown would have spawned some epic puff pieces.

Oh, speaking of moving on to other stories... I don't know if you've heard, but someone's already thinking about a comeback! Yayyyyyy! Peter King, step down from that ledge. Everything's going to be ok.