Obligatory Day-After-White-Sox-Make-A-Trade Post
The Man Whose Columns I Shall Not Link is making noise again. I have made many of my posts on this site in the wee hours of the A.M. For undisclosed reasons, making posts at this time is probably going to end with this one. So this is it. I'm going to pull up a nice bag of Wheat Thins, get comfy in this chair in my sweatpants, and watch Jay Mariotti delay my sleeping hours for one last time.
Griffey's presence will help, but White Sox still flawed
Couldn't be more giddy. Talks about how Griffey physically being there is more valuable than him doing anything baseball-wise.
Please understand this: The White Sox are not getting the first-ballot Hall of Famer, the Ken Griffey Jr. once endorsed for president by Nike, the phenom who scaled fences and blasted home runs in flurries and defined the essence of the five-tool stud.
::gathers up every person in the state of Illinois::
Sit down everyone. Now listen carefully. If any of you think that the Ken Griffey Jr. that is coming to the White Sox is anywhere near as good as the Ken Griffey Jr. from say, 10, even 5 years ago, please stand up.
::no one moves::
Useful first sentence, Jay!
Please know they're getting Griffey in his 38-year-old twilight, the Griffey who hasn't played center field regularly since 2006, the Griffey who has gained weight, the Griffey who wasn't coveted by anyone but Ken Williams.
Coveted? He sent away a fringe middle reliever and a 2B who seems to be on the verge of washing out. I would have been worried if either of those guys was of any importance, but clearly, this was just a move that required absolutely no risk to make.
What they're looking for is some stability in center, some power in the No. 6 hole and a way to demote Paul Konerko, whose mysterious demise no longer is tolerable. But the Mark Teixiera trade, this is not.
No shit.
A plan-another-parade trade, this is not. If the Sox truly were gunning for another championship, they would have thought bigger, bolder and younger -- and also would have addressed their pitching, defense and speed issues.
I would love to see Jay Mariotti be a GM! It would be so much fun!
Jay Mariotti: What's out there on that market! We need to get power, pitching, defense and speed, right away!
Assistant: Well, there's several good candidates out there, but....
Jay Mariotti: But WHAT? Let's get them!
Assistant: Well, you traded away your farm system last year in the "Bigger, Bolder and Younger" campaign last year.
Jay Mariotti: Nonsense! There has to be someone good still playing down in the minors for us to deal.....
Assistant: No, I mean you literally traded away your farm system. We don't even have any minor league teams anymore.
Jay Mariotti: When the fuck did I do that? What do we even have to show for it?
Assistant: The guys you've been whining about acquiring for what seems like forever! Mark Teixeira, Torii Hunter, Dwyane Wade, Derek Anderson, and Coco Crisp. Sir.....a couple of those men don't even play baseball....are you sure that you know what you're doing here?
Jay Mariotti: Duh! Appeasing insatiable blowhard columnists! That's what general managers do, right?
Assistant: Sir, Wade just threw his 8th wild pitch of this game.
Jay Mariotti: Piss off already.
In failing to land Huston Street or another reliever, Williams leaves the Sox scarily vulnerable in the bullpen.
Because he didn't want to trade away Aaron Poreda, a man whose existence I'm quite sure you're unaware of.
They are not, in other words, going to win another World Series this year.
Uh oh, Jay's busting out the crystal ball again! Might I remind you that there is no possible way you can say that with confidence?
The Sox remain a big, plodding, muscular team that hits for power -- Carlos Quentin, Jermaine Dye, Jim Thome, Griffey, Joe Crede when he returns -- but has trouble manufacturing runs any other way.
The White Sox have scored 539 big, plodding, muscular runs this season. That's some good ploddin' lemme tells ya. Good for third in the AL, it is. But they haven't produced any runs from their Run Factory Manufacturing Production Plant System Depot Building For Manufacturing Runs. Which would be a concern, except, IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW THE FUCK YOU SCORE YOUR RUNS AS LONG AS YOU SCORE THEM!
They'd be great in Home Run Derby. A recipe for glory, it is not.
Do I have to bring up the 2006 Cardinals again? I do, don't I? The recipe for glory involves things like Scott Spezio and Jeff Weaver. The White Sox have....Griffey. Nope, not on the list, sorry.
Do give Williams props in one respect, though. He senses a good story, an opportunity for an all-time great to revitalize his career in a pennant race and reach down for a big homer here, an important catch there while offering a daily clubhouse reminder that he never has played in the Series.
That's what Williams is trying to do! He sure doesn't care if he wins playoff games, but dadgummit, it's a good story!
The Angels clearly became the team to beat in October with their dynamic acquisition of Teixiera, whose power production answers their only deficiency.
Apparently playing Maicer Izturis and Jeff Mathis every day doesn't qualify as a "deficiency".
Every team has problems. The Angels aren't infallible or anything.
But at least Williams gave his ballclub an impetus to outlast the Twins and Tigers in the American League Central. Maybe Sox players who wear 2005 rings, and aren't necessarily driven to win another, will feed off the motivation to win for Junior.
I challenge you to find one player on the Chicago White Sox that does not want to win a World Series very badly. It's not like I have some sort of proof that they all do. It's just that I'm calling you out on having no clue what the hell you're talking about.
Maybe everyday players who are struggling or don't inspire confidence -- Konerko, Nick Swisher, Brian Anderson -- will be inspired to perform now that a legend is bumping their playing time.
Apparently, logging 139 ABs through the end of July without any DL stints earns you the title of "everyday player" in Jay's mind.
I mean, this is Ken Griffey Jr. Can't he help just by being around?
No.
"One of the things that factored into this was a guy who has had a great career but has not won a championship and how motivated he's going to be to get on that stage," Williams said. "That is a factor and will always be a factor for me."
Or, as Swisher told the media in Minnesota, "I just think there's a lot of added things he can bring. I mean, I had posters of that guy on my wall growing up. So I think it's going to be an awesome thing for all of us."
This is all very nice to include, Jay. But somehow, I don't think Griffey never having won a World Series or the number of posters of Griffey that Nick Swisher had in his room growing up really have any effect. Just a hunch.....
And the rotation has become a roulette wheel, with Jose Contreras reduced to limbo, Mark Buehrle and Javier Vazquez not performing like aces and too much riding on young John Danks and Gavin Floyd, neither of whom has pitched in a pennant race.
Number of 2007 Colorado Rockies starting pitchers that had previously pitched in a pennant race: 0.
I am so sick of people making a big fucking deal out of whether someone has pitched in a pennant race before. It's the same game with the same rules on April 15th as it is on September 13th.
What the Griffey deal does, I suppose, is pacify the Blizzard of Oz and save his liver, at least for a day or two.
If this is the main function of the Griffey deal, Kenny Williams not only needs to be fired, but he should be legally forced to suck Jay Mariotti's balls as well.
Indeed, no promises have been made to Griffey about next year or the $16 million. He is here to win a World Series.
Too bad I can't say the same about the Sox.
Yes, "too bad." You clearly want them to win very badly.
Asshole.