ESPN now tailoring analysis to overweight people (read: Americans)
Highlights from the Kings/Blackhawks game led Sportscenter tonight. Very strange, I have no idea why ESPN would acknowledge the existence of the hockey, let alone show highlights of it when they could be hyping up the Heat/Pacers game 22 hours in advance. The network must be making a play for NHL broadcasting rights soon. Anyways, Barry Melrose, tell us how the Blackhawks built their 4-0 lead tonight:
Well like I always say, apple turnovers are great, but the kinds of turnovers the Kings committed here are not.
He has a point, apple turnovers are good, but I'm still a little confused. Maybe this is an extremely obscure joke about Martin Brodeur/Brodeur's wife? (Credit to Jarrett for introducing me to the wonderful world of fat Brodeur)