Larry B finally posts about Tim Tebow finally tweeting to Philip Humber
Big thanks to the anonymous/Anonymous who left this link in the comments to the last post. That's a more or less foolproof way to make sure I'm aware of any sportswriting dumbfuckery you seven readers stumble across. I check the firejaymariotti@gmail.com account about once every three months (give or take), but I check the comments to my most recent post about once every 15 minutes because I'm an insecure, self-centered twat. So cheers to you, a/Anonymous.
Chicago White Sox pitcher Philip Humber finally received a tweet from New York Jets quarterbackTim Tebow on Saturday.
All Humber had to do was throw a perfect game.
"Congrats @Philip_Humber on accomplishing one of the greatest feats in all of sports! #PerfectGame," Tebow tweeted.
"Tim Tebow tweeted me," Humber said Monday on "The Waddle & Silvy Show" on ESPN 1000. "The funny thing about that is I tweeted him this offseason, and of course he's Tim Tebow and I'm Philip Humber ... compared to him I'm a nobody, but I didn't get a response. I was like, 'Aw man,' I was kind of hoping he'd tweet me back or something.'"
Tebow was soliciting a $1 donation toward the Tebow Foundation children's hospital in the Philippines. Humber retweeted it on Nov. 29 and replied: "I'm heading to Philippines next week with a group of baseball guys... Making a stop in Mindanao! God bless."
2 comments:
The ten minutes I could've used bathing, heating a Hot Pocket or looking for employment that I instead used trying to remember how the fuck to post a link in HTML was totally worth it now. LarryB is my Tim Tebow and I am totally the fucking basement dwelling blog commenter version of Philip Humber.
Looks like you're contributing to the unemployment rate, Larry.
Nothing like meaningless drivel between two athletes. I'd rather listen to one of the kids in my daycare.
I guess Clowe was shark bit, while Penner is fit for a king.
What he (Simmons) meant to say was you need more, let's say, David Backes.
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