Thursday, July 10, 2008

Jay Mariotti Doesn't Do Research Often, Or Maybe Ever

But at least he manages to correct himself without acknowledging his mistakes. On Tuesday, in the aftermath of the Sabathia trade and before the Harden trade (emphasis mine):

Job One should be Rich Harden, he of the 5-1 record, 2.34 ERA, 91 strikeouts and nine consecutive impressive starts until recent speed bumps. The Oakland righty is healthy, and while a hefty talent package will be extracted by A's dictator Billy Beane, the Cubs should have enough youthful pieces to make a match.

Your job essentially entails nothing except knowing about sports. That means that it shouldn't be too hard to be aware as to whether or not players are healthy; that goes triple for players who your hometown team may be targeting in trades. There have been many well-published reports in the last week or so that Harden's velocity is down and that he has felt like he has a "dead arm." Is that a diagnosed injury? No. Is that a massive red flag for a guy who hasn't cleared 100 innings in the last three years? Yep. So... how does that slip past you if you're Jay? That's rhetorical.

So then, today:

But in his last two starts, including Sunday against the White Sox, his velocity dropped -- and red flags instantly rose. Didn't the same thing happen to him last July? Didn't it lead to a dead arm and, inevitably, his fifth of six DL excursions over the last four seasons? Wouldn't that be a sensible explanation why Billy Beane, the cunning general manager of the A's, was so quick to deal Harden three weeks before the trading deadline? Can't Beane sense an impending crash when he sees one?

There you go. Better late than never.

Maybe the reason I made this post is because I hate the Cubs and I'm hoping this trade blows up in their faces. I mean, it's not like Harden is officially confirmed as hurt. I am being a little tough on Jay here. But all that considered, I would bet everything I own that he didn't know about the "dead arm" reports until after he wrote Tuesday's article and subsequently got a bunch of email from people letting him know that Harden might be damaged goods. I guarantee it.

Bonus material- more Jaylogic, again from Today.

There will be severe disappointment, if not unprecedented despair and depression, if this team doesn't win it all or, at least, the NL pennant.

Wow. If you're the Cubs, how do you say in early July that you're possibly headed for "unprecedented despair and depression" if you don't win it all? What? The Yankees, the recent Red Sox, maybe. But if you're the CUBS, where do those expectations come from? A bunch of 120 year old fans hanging out around Wrigleyville and telling everyone about the glory days? Seriously, that's bizarre. This is like the LA Clippers being 35-17 at the NBA All-Star break and claiming that anything short of a ring will be a crushing defeat. Or the Minnesota Vikings being 6-2 after week 8 and feeling the same way. Very strange.

I don't have to rewind the gloom-and-doom tape very far, back to last October, to present evidence of a club that looked Series-bound but stumbled miserably in the playoffs. Nothing quashes an October dream quite like two or three power arms in the rotation.

Yeah, watch out for guys like Doug Davis and Livan Hernandez (Arizona's game 2 and game 3 starters in that series). "Power arms" like that can really end their opponent's season quickly. Just like Colorado's Franklin Morales (currently in A ball) and Josh Fogg subsequently buried the Diamondbacks in the NLCS. Power arms.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Franklin Morales got robbed not being voted onto the All-Star roster. Same with Troy Tulowitzki

Tonus said...

How can you hate the Cubs? They haven't won anything since 1812!

Chris W said...

Dude, Jay's not correcting his mistakes. He's doing his patented windsocking, telling you which way the wind is NOT blowing.

i.e.: Rich Harden is not yet on the Cubs:

"The Cubs, if they were as smart as me, would go get Rich Harden. Rich Harden is great--a proven talent, when healthy, and capable of taking the Cubs to the World Series, should they acquire him. They will not, and because of this, the Cubs will never be a good team."

Rich Harden has been acquired by the Cubs:

"The Cubs, in a typically stupid move have acquired a pitcher who has a history of injury. What will they call the curse this year, as Harden goes down with an elbow injury and Billy Beane, the (stupid nickname) gloats at a trade the Cubs management was too stupid not to make."

Mariotti sucks.

Anonymous said...

Agreed with Chris W.

However, you forgot to mention the obligatory Ronnie Woo Woo mention, Jerry Reinsdorf conspiracy paranoia, Ozzie-bashing, Lou Piniella's senility joke, and homo-erotic comment which appear in each and every column.

Anonymous said...

I have known maybe a dozen Cub fans, and if there is one consistent trait it is that they NEVER fall into the category of "despair and depression" about the annual collapse of their hopes. In fact, most of them sort of revel in it, wear it as a badge of honor and suffering. I think that a fair percentage would be disappointed deep down inside if the Cubs ever actually won a pennant because their identity is so wrapped up in the team's failures.

Bengoodfella said...

I feel genuine sympathy for anyone who thinks Jay Mariotti is a good writer. These type of people need some therapy. He seems like an overwhelmingly negative person to me in that way he changed his stance once the Cubs got Harden.

Anonymous, that is exactly why I am wary of the Cubs winning the World Series. The identity they have is too similar to Red Sox fan's identity with pity and misery a few years ago. I could not handle two bandwagon "pity us" teams at one time.

Chris W said...

Jay's (ho)M.O. is to explain to you how he knows better than everyone--especially management.

No matter what happens, Jay would have done it differently.

Team didn't sign that free agent? A malicious attempt to cheap out and hoard all the money the "hard working fans" (see how Jay's suddenly on your side) paid to see the team this year.

Team signed that free agent? A waste of money, and probably a prelude to the team crying poor in the future as an excuse to cheap out the "hard working fans".

Team doing well? Management and you, the stupid fan, are too blind with your homerism. Only Jay, the bastion of objectivity, can explain to you why your team is too lousy to win a championship.

Team doing poorly? Who cares, you don't support the team anyway, so you don't deserve your team's success. Anyway, it's management's fault for not doing x, y, or z which Jay had previously recommended.

.....Jay sucks.

Chris W said...

more:

Since sports teams rarely win a championship, Jay can tell you how everything is doomed because whatever move the team made is "wrong" and rarely be wrong.

And even when he is wrong:

http://blogs.chicagotribune.com/news_columnists_ezorn/2005/10/jay_mariottis_y.html

ho hum, he just gets more readers, blah blah blah

Seriously. Every single fucking team. "Fans are too naive to know the Cubs are cursed."

Ok fine. The Cubs probably won't win the World Series this year. Most teams don't win the World Series this year.

"Bears have no bark or bite."

Ok...the Bears probably won't make the playoffs this year. Most teams don't make the playoffs. And if they do, you won't get called out on it in any significant way anyway.

Mariotti's a loser.

Bengoodfella said...

I love reading some good old fashioned Mariotti hate. As much fun as beating up Bill Simmons is, everyone can join in on Jay Mariotti.

larry b said...

Simmons is taking 10 weeks off from writing anything for ESPN. We're going to need Jemele Hill to step up and fill that void.

Anonymous has a valid point about the theory (not necessarily a fact, but a plausible theory) that some Cubs fans would see a WS win as bittersweet. Wait... we're not the lovable losers anymore? Shit, better start acting like a bunch of doucheheads like Boston did.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Jay Mariotti sucks, but the real topic in the air this summer is: where is Titletown, USA??

And, is the gimmick worse than Who's More Now? Def not, right? They had the cast from I Pronounce You Chuck and Larry debating Lebron James and Maria Sharapova last year. I mean, that was the absolute bottom of the barrel, right?