Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Doug Gottlieb- Colin Cowherd Lite?

Probably not. But listening to him is occasionally similar to being "in the herd." Today he was railing on the recently launched Tampa Bay Rays bandwagon.

Now, I'm not saying we should immediately cancel the rest of the season and crown them world champs. But I am saying that they look legit. Their run differential is solid. Their rotation is legit, pending Edwin Jackson and Matt Garza's abilities to continue being slightly better than mediocre. Kazmir and Shields will hold down their end of things just fine. The lineup is meh, but good enough. Longoria has been better than expected and may come back to Earth, but Crawford and Pena have performed well below expectations and could easily end up having good second halves. Their one real concern should probably be their bullpen, which is tenuously leaning on Troy Percival and J.P. Howell.

ANYWAYS- If you want to go ahead and predict that they're going to implode after the break and finish with 83 wins, I have no problem with that. Just don't do it like Doug:

Here's a dirty little secret about this team: they're a lot better at home than on the road.

Really? Wow. I've never heard of a successful sports team like that before. Forget all those nice things I just said about them- they play better at home than on the road! For shame.

Seriously, their road record currently sits at 19-19, so it's obviously not a huge problem for them (so far). Write this down and remember it: if the Rays keep their pace and win 40 road games this season, they're in the playoffs.

And then you look at their schedule, and you see that they play 17 of their final 24 games on the road. So I think that's going to be their undoing.

OK. I see that. I also look at the rest of the schedule and note that they will end up playing exactly 81 home games and 81 road games, same as everyone else in the league. They might lose a couple games on the Red Sox or Yankees during that tough September, sure, but by then there's at least some chance they'll be able to absorb that kind of rut and still make the postseason.

In conclusion: saying a team that's .500 on the road will not make the playoffs because of the disparity between their home and road records is dumb.

Also in conclusion: there's no point in really paying attention to a guy who got kicked off his first college basketball team for committing credit card fraud.

5 comments:

Chris W said...

most teams in baseball this year have been better on the road than at home. in fact this year has been just plain crazy the way teams have been thriving on the road. Pretty much every division leader has road splits that make their home splits look pathetic. In fact the only kryptonite for the elite MLB teams is that they have to play half their games at home. If teams like the Cubs, Red Sox and White Sox could play all their games on the road, we'd be looking at teams that would have a shot at breaking the 2001 Mariners's record for wins!...

...and then I broke a pool stick over this one guy's head, and then I threw this other guy through a plate-glass window!

Bengoodfella said...

Larry, you are wrong on this one. The Rays will lose the division lead because they will only play road games after August 1st. There is no way they can win out the rest of the year while only playing on the road. You may not remember the 2005 rule that was instituted by MLB that stated if any team other than the Yankees or the Red Sox were in the division lead after August 1, then said non-Yankee/Red Sox in team in the division lead should forfeit all home games and only play on the road, whereas the Red Sox/Yankees will play all games at home from August 1 to the end of the season against 11-12 year old Little League teams from East Boston/the Lower Bronx respectively.

The rule was instituted because there are actually no fans of any other major league team that watche baseball. You may have heard ESPN infer this a few times. So in conclusion, the thief, I mean Gottlieb has a point.

Bengoodfella said...

I really hope my seizuresque spelling and grammar did not ruin the sarcasm on that post. I want to punch Doug Gottlieb in the face and have wanted to since I first saw him. It was hate at first sight. He just looks like a douchebag, one night while watching ESPN, I agreed with him and immediately attempted to poison myself.

Anonymous said...

Awesome blog. I despise Doug Gottlieb almost as much as I hate Joe Buck...he is a smug sonofabitch with zero broadcast talent---he comes from the Jim Rome School of repeating the same lame comment or obvious observation 3 or 4 different ways in an effort to kill time.

What a douche.

Anonymous said...

The "Douger" is a complete doufus. I can't stand him. He went on a run last year of over using many phrases, may favorite was "jump the shark". I wanted to reach through the radio and pop 'em one. I like and listen the The Herd quite often, and he is a total Herd wannabe. Ugh. ESPN is pumping a dry well there, he is an idiot.