Unified Theory of Creep!
Not only is the Super Bowl still months away, the NFL playoffs haven't even started!
More later today. I've been a bum lately. Time to get things rolling and be a bum who posts slightly more often.
A blog dedicated to venting frustration about dumb members of the sports media via angry commentary. No, we're not the first guys to do this kind of thing. Still, Jay Mariotti and several other prominent members of the national sports media need to lose their jobs. We want to facilitate that process any way we can. Feel free to direct any pressing questions or comments to any or all of us at firejaymariotti@gmail.com.
3 comments:
I wonder how G^2 feels about Matthew Stafford, Calvin Johnson, and Ndamukong Suh's draft positions in relation to the Lions' 3-0 start. I guess if you fail to mention any correlation between years of drafting the best player in a draft with success, then it doesn't exist.
This way he can better spend his time jamming a couple hundred words on how Ryan Fitzpatrick went to Harvard, Stevie Johnson was passed over 223 times in the draft, and how Fred Jackson went to a Division IV school for gifted mutants. Meh
It's cool. Keep being a bum. You've earned it. Pretty sure I'll survive without reading the same criticism of the same stupid column that I stopped reading/being annoyed by 4 years ago. Seriously dude, spend some time with your family, on the golf course, farting in homeless guys mouths, whatever. You have our blessing.
Or take down Simmons. You're actually really good at that.
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