Attention Sportswriters: Don't try to be funny

Maybe we're not particularly good at being funny (hey! We're nothing if not self-aware!) but you know who's really really bad at being funny? Sportswriters. Specifically, Don Banks:


If you didn't come away from Indy convinced that Wake Forest linebacker Aaron Curry is a legitimate contender for the No. 1-overall pick, you weren't paying attention whatsoever. In fact, Everybody Loves Aaron could be the name of a new CBS sitcom any day now.

Tumbleweed.