thanks for nothing, TBS

anyone out there who's a baseball fan is well aware of how atrocious most of their announcing teams have been for both the NLDSes and ALDSes. chip caray, earlier tonight, re: a fly ball to yankee CF melky cabrera:

"Routine fly ball to center... and... that's a little vitamin D for the 'Melk' man!"

are you kidding me? that might be the worst metaphor/nickname extension of all time. what the hell do a baseball and a vitamin have to do with each other? let me put my feelings more simply:

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO