Making fun of regional or local sports media members isn't something I like to do. But when it's Jeter Month here at FJayM, we throw out all the rules. (Note, there is still one rule: no outside food please.)
I'm sure not many people (relative to the population of the United States) read the Poughkeepsie Journal every day, but if you had read it last month, you would have found this gem. The question is: Jeter? And the answer, as explained to us by some jackass named Dan who writes for the Poughkeepsie Journal, is: Jeter.
This is a plea to the Baseball Writers’ Association of America to bend the rules. It’s been done before, so do it again.
He's begging you: please give Jeter the Rookie of the Year again in 2014. Wouldn't it be a perfect way to send him off?
Derek Jeter and Mariano Rivera deserve to be inducted together into the National Baseball Hall of Fame in 2019.
You seem to think deserve means "Would be kind of neat since they played together for so long." I tend to lean more towards "Has earned whatever the honor in question is, based on merit." But really, think of it this way: if both get inducted at the same time, WILL THERE BE ENOUGH HOTEL ROOMS AVAILABLE IN COOPERSTOWN THAT WEEKEND?
It’s the right thing to do.
Yankees fans are the worst people in America.
Jeter and Rivera came up through the New York Yankees organization together, won five World Series titles together with class on and off the field,
There it is! If you had "Third paragraph" in your "When will the author bring up the classy classiness of two guys who made millions playing baseball without murdering anyone?" pool, go collect your winnings.
and belong together on the stage in Cooperstown delivering their induction speeches on the same July day in 2019.
Look, if anything, why don't the writers just decline to vote for Rivera in 2019, delaying him a year so Jeter and him can go in together in 2020? Better yet, why not just follow the rules that are in place and stop washing Jeter's balls? I know I'm overusing that, I don't care. I like the way it reads.
Yes, this will require bending the rules because a player must be out of the game for five years before being on the Hall of Fame ballot. Jeter and Rivera are deservedly both first-ballot Hall of Famers, but are slated to enter the hall one year apart if chosen on their respective first ballot.
So why not bend the rules? It’s been done before and for Yankee greats. Lou Gehrig — the only player on a special ballot — was elected in a special vote at the 1939 Winter Meetings because it was uncertain how much longer Gehrig would live with amyotrophic lateral sclerosis — now also known as Lou Gehrig’s Disease.
Wait, does Jeter have a terminal illness? Is that the reason we should bend the rules for him? Wow, I hadn't heard that. Poor guy.
Joe DiMaggio was excluded when the five-year rule was introduced in 1954 because he was close to the 75 percent needed for election. He was elected in 1955 despite retiring in 1951.
Wait, is the HOF on the verge of changing the eligibility rules to only requiring four years after retirement, but not until after the 2015 season? If so, I agree, it's OK to bend the rules for Jeets and let him take advantage of that a season early.
Like Jeter and Rivera, Gehrig and DiMaggio are two all-time Yankee and baseball greats.
I like how he leaves Clemente out of his analysis. "Sure, I'll bring up Gehrig, even though his situation has nothing to do with my case for Jeter. And Clemente's situation was just like Gehrig's. But why bring up Clemente? Was he classy? Only won two championships. I think that answers that question."
DiMaggio hit in 56 consecutive games, played on nine World Series championship teams and was considered among the best defensive outfielders. Gehrig played in 2,130 consecutive games, won the 1934 Triple Crown and played on six World Series championship teams.
Those guys were awesome. They were both considerably better than Jeter. Also, they both got into the Hall earlier than the rulebook says they should have for reasons that were unrelated to "Has another HOF teammate who retired a year earlier, and wouldn't it be kind of neat if they were elected simultaneously?"
Like Gehrig and DiMaggio, Jeter and Rivera had their moments as they became a part of the Yankee lore. Remember Game 7 of the 2003 American League Championship Series, when Rivera’s emotions got the best of him on the mound after throwing three shutout innings and watching Aaron Boone’s game-winning home run against the Red Sox?
Look, I can't say my favorite team has ever "won" a "World" "Series," but I'll talk some trash anyways. First of all, no, I don't remember Rivera getting emotional in that moment. I remember Aaron Boone hitting the home run and then everyone going apeshit. Second of all, remember the 2003 World Series, when the winningest winners of all time failed to win against a team with 1/3rd the payroll? Not much class exhibited there. That Josh Beckett, though--he was classy back then.
The next season, Jeter dove full speed into the stands to catch a pop up against the Red Sox at Yankee Stadium.
Who gives a flying cunt? Did he deliver a baby while he was in there? Did he give a kid a full college scholarship? Jesus fuck, he made an out in a regular season game on a play that most other shortstops would also make. Holy fucking shit.
And who can forget “the flip” in the 2001 American League Division Series against the Athletics, where Jeter came out of nowhere to grab a throw from outfielder Shane Spencer and flip it to catcher Jorge Posada, who put the tag on Jeremy Giambi in a 1-0 Game 3 triumph?
Yeah, who CAN forget, given the way tiresome Yankee fans bring it up every five minutes like Jeter was nailed to a cross and rose three days later?
The Yankees went on to win the next two games to claim the best-of-five series.
And went on to not win the World Series. Look, I'm not saying they didn't also win several other World Series with Jeter and Rivera. But facts are facts. I'm hatin' here. Don't try to stop me.
Here are some of Jeter’s and Rivera’s numbers:
Jeter is the only player to collect 3,000 hits in a Yankee uniform, sports a .312 career batting average and can finish his career among the top-5 players all-time in hits with 201 hits this season. In the postseason, the longest-tenured captain in Yankee history is a .308 lifetime hitter.
Rivera is Major League Baseball’s all-time saves leader with 652, has the lowest career all-time earned run average (2.21) for pitchers throwing at least 1,000 innings in the live-ball era and was one of the top fielding pitchers of the modern era. In the postseason, he ranks first all time with a 0.70 earned average and 42 saves.
Here are their numbers: Jeter's are good, slightly above average for a Hall of Fame middle infielder. Rivera's are dominant, although he only participated in 80 or 90 innings per season. So shouldn't we change the rules for these guys? WHO SAYS NO?
Jeter and Rivera only wore the Yankee uniform in the era of free agency and were never mentioned in conversations of using performance enhancement drugs.
Again, congratulations to both of them for succeeding where literally dozens of MLB players have failed.
Rivera was deserving of the attention on his farewell tour in 2013 and the same can be said for Jeter in 2014. They are great role models and ambassadors for Major League Baseball.
They are not role models. They are not heroes. They do not ooze class from their pores. The 2001 flip play did not turn Jeter into Mother Teresa. These guys played baseball and were awesome at it. Now they will be honored with baseball's greatest recognition of career achievement. I know it might cause the Earth to fly off its axis and directly into the sun if they are forced to do it 365ish days apart due to preexisting rules that have only been broken in extremely exceptional circumstances, but that's a risk I think we'll have to take. Breathe deeply. We'll get through this.
They’re definite first-ballot hall of famers, but baseball and the writers should do this duo justice by inducting them together into the Baseball Hall of Fame Class of 2019.
I hate this man and I hate Derek Jeter and I hate all of you. Good night.