Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Attention readers:

If you 1) have ever watched, or are now watching, the NFL draft combine OR 2) think that someone's 40 time is sports news that should be reported by people paid to report sports news (I mean, reported as a standalone story--I can tolerate the fact that combine results are eventually aggregated in full profiles of potential draftees), please immediately throw yourself down a flight of stairs.  Thank you.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

You suck.

Anonymous said...

You suck.

Andrew Siciliano said...

What are your feelings on reporting Wonderlic scores? I got a 28.5.

Greggggg Easterbrook said...

Why even have hyper-specific 40 times? Just tell us whether the player finished in under 10 seconds (the smallest increment of time a human being can perceive).

Gulag said...

They should make the 40 yard dash at the combine more like this:
http://movieclips.com/9jNL-im-gonna-git-you-sucka-movie-youth-gang-competition/

Gulag said...

NOTE:
I did not post that clip to try and insinuate all athletes are criminals who steal TVs and run from the cops, its just funny.