Tuesday, April 14, 2009

You Can Be an ESPN Personality While Stealing the Jokes of 20-Year Old Undergraduates

A recent Rick Reilly Blog post, which proves that you CAN just reprint stuff from a bunch of undergrads and put your name on it and make money from ESPN!

A few team names NOT featured in Reilly's post:

This Is Our Drinking Game
Four Cowboys and an Indian
Banana Munchers
Off Tha Heezy
Ryan Grant and A Bunch of Other Football Players
Don't Think About AJ Hawk
Kevin and the Timepieces
Club Sped
Rigor Is Gay
Timmy, Tommy, Tammy? Who's Wasted?
Harold Swanagan's Booty
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5 comments:

  1. Chris WApril 14, 2009 at 6:40 AM

    You forgot "Carl Winslow and the Rusty Trombones"

    Also: I forgot what the name of me, Aiken, Wizzle, TPL, and Jay-gar's team was senior year. I'm sure it was unreliably offensive.

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  2. Larry BApril 14, 2009 at 9:22 AM

    DON'T THINK ABOUT AJ HAWK

    My favorite from this year: "Unlike Rihanna, We Keep Our Hands up on Defense"

    I like cringe humor.

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  3. Chris WApril 14, 2009 at 12:29 PM

    http://www.google.com/search?q=%22tammy%27s+wasted%22&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

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  4. DerpsauceApril 15, 2009 at 10:14 PM

    "If Game Lasts Longer Than 4 Hours, Consult a Physician"

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  5. Chris WApril 16, 2009 at 8:47 AM

    if they don't know...then i'm a show that man. that man they call. they call him ha-rold swa-na-gan

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