A few bad jokes for your laughing pleasure.
also, their ranking of Tom Brady as more of an off-field risk than Ben Roethlisberger because he "alienated fans by wearing a Yankees hat" confirms that this is the kind of article this site was created for.1. Drew Brees (New Orleans Saints): Despite working in a city visited by women who will lift their jerseys without a downpour of U.S. currency, Brees has a relatively clean street record.
According to rumor, he once shushed someone at the Purdue library, but we haven't been able to corroborate the tale.
2. Carson Palmer (Cincinnati Bengals): Palmer has impressed scouts with his ability to just say no to social offers from certain teammates.
To date, a football is the only thing he's passed to Chris Henry
I hate stupid shit.
also, it should be obvious that this article was written for the sole purpose of writing about michael vick.
ReplyDeletethis was the best joke he could muster:
"Former teammate Matt Schaub was worried that if he continued as Vick's backup, he might be arrested as an accomplice."
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i think this guy must hang out with the guy who wrote the "top 10 weird body parts" article i did. i imagine them eating paint chips together.
ReplyDeletealso doesn't that "downpour" word choice in describing something related to New Orleans seem to be stretching the limits of good taste?
ReplyDeletefor shame.
geez, that one slipped by me but yeah... too soon.
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