Fire Jay Mariotti

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Tuesday, May 27, 2014

I didn't watch the Indy 500

But I sure did laugh at this!   Fuck ESPN with a rhinoceros horn.

Edit: for the first time in history, a Deadspin commenter says something insightful (relevant to this post) rather than posting an unfunny joke:

Coincidentally, Helio Castroneves (and I would assume his girlfriend) is going to appear on an episode of Celebrity Wife Swap on ABC in the very near future. I'm sure someone at ABC told the ESPN crew to make sure to have cameras on her at all times as a form of cross promotion for their reality show.

And that pretty much sums up sports programming these days.

Insert sad_trombone.mp3 here.

Larry B at 7:59 AM

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  1. Bob & Carol & Ted & AliceMay 28, 2014 at 10:20 AM

    To borrow a word from the world of douchebaggery I find Ariana quite doable. In fact, I would rather watch her than any car race I can think of.

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