A blog dedicated to venting frustration about dumb members of the sports media via angry commentary.
No, we're not the first guys to do this kind of thing. Still, Jay Mariotti and several other prominent members of the national sports media need to lose their jobs. We want to facilitate that process any way we can.
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Monday, October 28, 2013
Rest easy, everyone
I know you were wondering what the key to winning tonight's game 5 would be for the Cardinals and the Red Sox. Tim "a half step above Joe Morgan" McCarver is here to enlighten you: it's to go back to Boston up 3-2. You're welcome.
The key for Boston is to win the game, which will eliminate St. Louis from the World Series. This is directly opposite of the key for St. Louis, which is to win the game and force a Game 7. I predict that whichever team scores more runs than the other will accomplish their goal of winning.
I don't know why, but I feel like Dan Fouts right now...
Can you update me with the key to game 6 before tomorrow? I'd like to know ahead of time if one team should try to score more runs than the other.
ReplyDeleteThe key for Boston is to win the game, which will eliminate St. Louis from the World Series. This is directly opposite of the key for St. Louis, which is to win the game and force a Game 7. I predict that whichever team scores more runs than the other will accomplish their goal of winning.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why, but I feel like Dan Fouts right now...