A blog dedicated to venting frustration about dumb members of the sports media via angry commentary.
No, we're not the first guys to do this kind of thing. Still, Jay Mariotti and several other prominent members of the national sports media need to lose their jobs. We want to facilitate that process any way we can.
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Saturday, November 6, 2010
This Week in Terrible Headline Puns
Really? Was "Doubting Thomas" not clever enough for CBS Sports? Or am I missing some deviously clever punneration?
"Dubious Thomas" is what happens when someone's attempt at being really really really clever falls flat on its fucking face. I guess it was still too soon to make a bad pun based on the Anucha Sanders suit.
When Florida International gets off to a rough start, they can do "Losing Isiah".
ReplyDelete"Dubious Thomas" is what happens when someone's attempt at being really really really clever falls flat on its fucking face. I guess it was still too soon to make a bad pun based on the Anucha Sanders suit.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait for Inquisitive George, Casper the Amiable Ghost, Sid Barbarous and Johnny Putrid to show up in ESPN heads soon.
ReplyDeleteWith you on these. They make no sense/aren't funny/interesting/lack originality/suck donkey balls etc....but they show up all the time.
ReplyDeleteNOT PUNTACULAR?
FAKE PUN(T)?
PUNishing A;LSKDJF?