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No, we're not the first guys to do this kind of thing. Still, Jay Mariotti and several other prominent members of the national sports media need to lose their jobs. We want to facilitate that process any way we can.
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Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Presenting: Punchlines That Write Themselves, Vol. 6
Guess who the Reds just hired to help make decisions for them?
I'm so, so, so, SO sorry. Condolences. Your punchlines in the comments.
Joe's first order of business: disrupt the clubhouse power supply rendering all computers useless. When informed that computers now run on batteries, Joe's eyes narrowed as he slowly backed out of the room and whispered, "So, they have evolved...."
Step 1. Sign Barry Bonds Step 2. Sign Gary Sheffield Step 3. Sign Dave Concepcion Step 4. Trade for Torii Hunter Step 5. Re-acquire Adam Dunn just so he can be lectured about the evils of clogging up the bases, then trade him for Michael Bourne Step 6. Eliminate all white players from team
gotta be honest, lar--joe morgan's a pretty smart cookie w/r/t non gm-related biz.
ReplyDeleteThat said--this shit is a huge conflict of interest
Joe's advice on player matters: I don't know. I haven't really seen him enough to say one way or the other.
ReplyDeleteDusty Baker is still the Reds' manager. I don't think that this affects them one way or another.
ReplyDeleteIn related news, the Red just signed Garry Sheffield to a 3 year contract.
ReplyDeleteJoe's first order of business: disrupt the clubhouse power supply rendering all computers useless. When informed that computers now run on batteries, Joe's eyes narrowed as he slowly backed out of the room and whispered, "So, they have evolved...."
ReplyDeleteStep 1. Sign Barry Bonds
ReplyDeleteStep 2. Sign Gary Sheffield
Step 3. Sign Dave Concepcion
Step 4. Trade for Torii Hunter
Step 5. Re-acquire Adam Dunn just so he can be lectured about the evils of clogging up the bases, then trade him for Michael Bourne
Step 6. Eliminate all white players from team
Hopefully this results in a lot more consistency from that damn team.
ReplyDelete- A Reds fan
Oh don't forget trading for Robinson Cano.
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