Monday, February 1, 2010

Argh. Die, Chris Berman

Get off my TV, you talentless, irrelevant, ugly hack. His lead-in for a Super Bowl hype segment on Sportscenter tonight, after a montage set to The Who's "Baba O'Riley" plays:

The Colts weren't fooled in Miami three years ago....

"Fooled," like it talks about in that song! That song by The Who! Not the Who song that just played during that montage... but still, a Who song! And they're playing at halftime! Halftime of the Super Bowl! The Super Bowl the Colts will be playing in, that is! It all fits together!

[mindless garbage I didn't bother to rewind the DVR to transcribe]

...and it's safe to say that this Sunday, they won't get fooled again!

OMG LIKE THE SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Like I already said- die, Berman.

5 comments:

  1. Yes. Thank you. I hate that guy.

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  2. That's german for The Berman, The

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  3. Berman's joke was pretty lame, I guess...

    ...He bit off more than he could chew.

    [puts on sunglasses]

    YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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  4. His only good television was NFL primetime with Tom Jackson, a highly underrated ESPN analyst in my opinion.

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  5. Looks like Berman hit the Miami [puts on sunglasses] double whammy.

    YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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