A blog dedicated to venting frustration about dumb members of the sports media via angry commentary.
No, we're not the first guys to do this kind of thing. Still, Jay Mariotti and several other prominent members of the national sports media need to lose their jobs. We want to facilitate that process any way we can.
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009
This week in ridiculous sports-journalism puns
Most of the time when I post this biz, I'm all like "Grrr! What a lame pun! I'm so mad."
If the Rockets ever do anything in the playoffs, maybe you'll start hearing about the "Yao Ming Dynasty".
ReplyDeleteOf course it's looking more and more like the biggest story out of the playoffs will be how Derrick "Rose" to the challenge.
When the Magic are inevitably eliminated, it will be "Howard's End".
Will the Lakers serve up some Kung "Pao" Chicken with a side of "Kobe" beef?
I'll be here all week.
What about a puff piece about what a thinking man's point guard CP3 is entitled "Cerebral Paul-sy"
ReplyDeleteor a highly unlikely game-winning 3 against the celts by joakim nicknamed "noak's arc"
ReplyDeleteChris W - maybe that would explain his amazing flop ability.
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