A blog dedicated to venting frustration about dumb members of the sports media via angry commentary.
No, we're not the first guys to do this kind of thing. Still, Jay Mariotti and several other prominent members of the national sports media need to lose their jobs. We want to facilitate that process any way we can.
Feel free to direct any pressing questions or comments to any or all of us at firejaymariotti@gmail.com.
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
From the "awful puns" department
This gem came from the print edition of USA Today. Forgive the terrible image quality.
The awful quality does not need to be apologized for.
ReplyDeleteRemember those Arnold prank call mp3s that were big earlier this decade? I know I do.
that's a bullet hole "is not a tooma"
ReplyDeleteActually, Larry those mp3 prank phone calls also included Bruce Willis, Robert DeNiro, and Joe Pesci. The Arnold ones were the best ones though.
ReplyDelete"Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina."
Ah, the early 90's when a man wearing a pony tail was automatically known as the villain in a movie. How did Kindergarten Cop not win a couple Oscars?
This isn't as bad as Monday's USA Today when they referred to Home Run Derby champion Josh Hamilton being on a tear since the All Star break.
ReplyDeletePoor Justin Morneau. He's just not memorable in any way. (Other than for winning the HR derby.)
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