I stole this picture from the front sports page of msnbc.com. Really makes Tiger Woods look like an asshole.
Hey Rocco, I'm just gonna stand here with my big giant trophy and this smug little grin on my face while you watch your hopes and dreams get flushed down the toilet. Awwwww, what's the matter, Rocco want a trophy? Rocco want a trophy? Too fucking bad. Is that a tear in your eye? Let me lick it! Mmmm...delectable!
(Please read the disclaimer in the title again and again.)
You remember show and tell when you never volunteered to go first and the kid that did had the same toy as you, but it was the newer model that shot rockets? (larry b, I'm looking in your direction.)
ReplyDeleteRocco should have gone first.
Pnoles has a bright future at Kissing Suzy Kolbert.
ReplyDeleteAs for my Mystery Science Theater caption: "Thanks for the urn Rocco, I'll make sure your mother's ashes are kept plenty company."
Yeah, I went there.
"I actually don't even have room for any more trophies at my mansion, so I would give it to you, but it can only be awarded to a player whose wife was a model. Sorry, tough break...again."
ReplyDeleteWas that a Cartman South Park reference Pnoles?
Ben - Yeah, kinda. Scott Tenorman! But I didn't want to completely quote it or anything.
ReplyDeleteThat is probably one of my top 5 favorite South Park episodes, so I did not think I would miss a quote from it. That picture is priceless though.
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