Despite what it says below, I'm not so torn up inside that I can't point out how ridiculous FOX's "Keys to the Game" were tonight. (As read by Tim "The Voice of Reason" McCarver)
Red Sox:
Try to wrap up lopsided series
Rockies:
Desperate times; just try to win tonight
Soooooo... the key for the Red Sox was to try to win. Whereas the Rockies were trying to win. I guess that explains the outcome!
On that note here's my "Keys to the Game" for the 2008 presidential election:
Republicans:
Try to hold on to office
Democrats:
Try to get more electoral votes than other guys
"Keys to the Game" for the FOX Broadcasting crew.
ReplyDeleteJoe Buck:
1) Toothy smile!
2) Remember: everything is cooler and tougher than it seems
Tim McCarver:
1) Show creativity by inventing words ("beautily"???)
2) There is no such person as Mark Wohlberg.