tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post6270786100682551372..comments2024-02-16T02:12:08.305-08:00Comments on Fire Jay Mariotti: Pat Forde Wishes Nick Saban Was His Dad, and It Makes Me Want to Jump in Front of a BusLarry Bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16141943214237719821noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-80812372837359237692008-09-30T08:00:00.000-07:002008-09-30T08:00:00.000-07:00Aikman does deserve some credit for the helmet com...Aikman does deserve some credit for the helmet comment, especially since he also mentioned it a couple of weeks ago.<BR/><BR/>BTW, while the Witten play was good, I'd give the nod to Shockey against the Eagles a couple years ago. He lost his helmet, kept going, and was gang tackled.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-58848468584335479882008-09-30T07:46:00.000-07:002008-09-30T07:46:00.000-07:00David Akers got his helmet popped off on Sunday ni...David Akers got his helmet popped off on Sunday night. I don't think he left it on loose to look cool while making a nasty hit. Maybe there is an issue with the straps being used nowadays. Or the helmets aren't brain-squeezingly tight enough anymore.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-76158554748377494972008-09-29T23:37:00.000-07:002008-09-29T23:37:00.000-07:00I'm just confused as why Nick Saban called J and n...I'm just confused as why Nick Saban called J and not a trained medical professional.<BR/><BR/>"J, it's happening again. Yeah, it's Nick. No, this time it's some blog guy. Barry something. Look, I need you to give him this message."CitizenXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10794951452439226783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-35119009651243054292008-09-29T23:15:00.000-07:002008-09-29T23:15:00.000-07:00'Bama fans will get what's coming to them when Sab...'Bama fans will get what's coming to them when Saban up and leaves for the next job in 2 years.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04916998165596698465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-78308667775008769042008-09-29T21:40:00.000-07:002008-09-29T21:40:00.000-07:00Let's break this down- 1) Nick Saban is presumably...Let's break this down- <BR/><BR/>1) Nick Saban is presumably begging for mercy due to what I just wrote. And that's supposed to make me feel bad?<BR/>2) His balls hurt... because I've been jumping on his dick?<BR/>3) If this post is too long for you, maybe you'd be more comfortable looking to The Family Circus or Marmaduke for your print entertainment.<BR/><BR/>Thanks for stopping by. Tell your friends!Larry Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16141943214237719821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-58833840243814368582008-09-29T20:51:00.000-07:002008-09-29T20:51:00.000-07:00gawd....zilcheroo label please?gawd....zilcheroo label please?Derpsaucehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08881690667013390019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-1959838168722554062008-09-29T15:21:00.000-07:002008-09-29T15:21:00.000-07:00Larry, you are such an LSU fan. Quit being so bias...Larry, you are such an LSU fan. Quit being so biased. Nick Saban is a god and you are jealous of how great he is. Don't try to hide it. <BR/><BR/>I am kidding of course...except Nick Saban is God. <BR/><BR/>I like how Pat Forde stole his Fordette from Stewart Mandel and his Crush from cnnsi.comBengoodfellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09401971573776672570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-38932979776102955722008-09-29T13:03:00.000-07:002008-09-29T13:03:00.000-07:00HEY GUYS I KNOW THIS IS A SPORTS COLUMN BUT PLEASE...HEY GUYS I KNOW THIS IS A SPORTS COLUMN BUT PLEASE CAN WE PLEASE TAKE A FEW MINUTES OUT AND TALK ABOUT:<BR/><BR/>HOT FUCKIN CHICKS<BR/><BR/>I KNOW WE ALL LIKE, IN ADDITION TO SPORTS WHICH WE ALL LIKE, HOT FUCKIN CHICKS:<BR/><BR/>SO THIS WEEK I THINK THIS CHICK IS HOT!!!!!!!<BR/><BR/>THAT IS ALL. BACK TO SPORTS!Chris Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12152452626681072765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-43575441491200020142008-09-29T11:25:00.000-07:002008-09-29T11:25:00.000-07:00Well, if that's a whale, call me Ahab!Because I wa...Well, if that's a whale, call me Ahab!<BR/><BR/>Because I want to spear her!<BR/><BR/>I want to kill her with a spear! It sounds harsh...but apparently, I want to murder her...with a spear.<BR/><BR/>larry, I had no idea you too supported the Encino County Community College Birdcat Dawgz.CitizenXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10794951452439226783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-82817111438152093122008-09-29T09:04:00.000-07:002008-09-29T09:04:00.000-07:00Dashette this week pretty borderline, LB? Tipping ...Dashette this week pretty borderline, LB? Tipping the scales at 125 lbs? Hey Forde, next time we want to go whale watching, we'll get a boat. Am I right? Am I right?The Bardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08865691516095043519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-13723584940288625742008-09-29T08:32:00.000-07:002008-09-29T08:32:00.000-07:00Hah! Excellent. Forde's take on Saban back then....Hah! Excellent. Forde's take on Saban back then...<BR/><BR/><I>"Integrity" is out. "Character" is out. "Teacher" is out. "Leader of men" is out.</I><BR/><BR/><I>He's fundamentally unbelievable.</I><BR/><BR/><I>Alabama's contribution to the higher education mission: a reported $32 million contract for a football coach who spent the last month-plus lying like a rug about having any interest in coming to their school.</I><BR/><BR/>"He's fundamentally unbelievable" is my favorite part of that. Yes, Pat Forde is atrocious at writing.Tonushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01082528970434639776noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-46662403128206187932008-09-29T08:18:00.000-07:002008-09-29T08:18:00.000-07:00Follow-up (petrino style)http://sports.espn.go.com...Follow-up (petrino style)<BR/><BR/>http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/story?columnist=forde_pat&id=2718798Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04916998165596698465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-67506829058640905092008-09-29T08:17:00.000-07:002008-09-29T08:17:00.000-07:00If I recall correctly, Forde appointed Saban "...If I recall correctly, Forde appointed Saban "President of the Liar's Club," but then he was usurped by Bobby Petrino a few months later.<BR/><BR/>http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/story?columnist=forde_pat&id=2718798Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04916998165596698465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-51807756214935218082008-09-29T07:12:00.000-07:002008-09-29T07:12:00.000-07:00I think that Boldin's helmet was loosened a bit be...I think that Boldin's helmet was loosened a bit because the first hit came from such a strange angle (just below the helmet) and the other hit was straight-on. I'd be surprised if there aren't some big fines coming, because it looks like both of those guys led with their helmets. Boldin looked like he got hit by a pair of wrecking balls. He's lucky his head stayed on, much less his helmet.<BR/><BR/>But who cares? BRETT FAVRE THREW A CAREER HIGH 6 TDS!!!<BR/><BR/>Also, I wonder what Pat Forde thought of Nick Saban when he was royally dicking over the Miami Dolphins. Maybe he can explain how Saban's ETERNAL INTENSITY came into play!Tonushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01082528970434639776noreply@blogger.com