tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post5615668620282931308..comments2024-02-16T02:12:08.305-08:00Comments on Fire Jay Mariotti: MMTMQR: New Season, Same ShitLarry Bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16141943214237719821noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-81271439075342007282010-09-01T12:49:32.077-07:002010-09-01T12:49:32.077-07:00I wonder if any of these dipsticks who are on the ...I wonder if any of these dipsticks who are on the <i>"Lebron is a selfish asshole who only cares about his numbers and never wins titles"</i> bandwagon are the same people who said this exact same thing about Michael Jordan. Then, after Jordan won a shitload of titles, these same dipsticks were lining up to tell us that he was THE CONSUMMATE WINNER.Tonushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01082528970434639776noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-81880211608251187392010-08-27T20:15:03.273-07:002010-08-27T20:15:03.273-07:00^^^^Anonymous Troll does, though. Apparently. Watc...^^^^Anonymous Troll does, though. Apparently. Watch out Jack!<br /><br />I bet anonymous isn't even his real name. Coward.Elliotnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-26791907785198020992010-08-27T15:00:22.552-07:002010-08-27T15:00:22.552-07:00"if you read this site regularly and posses e..."if you read this site regularly and posses even the most cursory of internet research skills, you'll be able to figure out who I am in under 5 minutes."<br /><br /><br />No one gives a fuck who you are.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-55204903810132023562010-08-26T18:39:54.526-07:002010-08-26T18:39:54.526-07:00Dude, Arjun, thanks for coming over and posting, m...Dude, Arjun, thanks for coming over and posting, man. I think if you want to drive more traffic to your site, you should probably update it more frequently. Content is king.dan-bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02465285716333091226noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-72135354927336129562010-08-25T18:01:38.871-07:002010-08-25T18:01:38.871-07:00I don't mind when Gregg talks about football -...I don't mind when Gregg talks about football - some of his stuff is total bullshit, but sometimes he actually says something meaningful. but i hate when he talks about basketball. he doesn't know fucking shit about the game, but his loyal readers slurp it up because they believe everything that comes out of his mouth. "Lebron doesn't make his teammates better". ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!!!!!!!!! how many all-star games did mo williams make before joining the cavs? how many times did they win 60 games before he got there? how many times did they make the finals without him? anyone who has an IQ over 10 can watch a game and see that the rest of the cavs players are scrubs who look awesome because LeBron makes it so. I'm not defending Lebron's offseason antics, but what gregg writes is so absurd.<br /><br />I hate how every year he picks out random NBA games in which the teams didn't shoot well (with the implicit implication that NBA sucks). I could pick out a million games in which the teams were shooting with amazing efficiency. Or better yet why don't i pick out a few browns or bills games from the past years as evidence that NFL football sucks? god, don't talk about football gregg when you don't know a damn thing.<br /><br />by the way everyone when you're done here make sure to check out www.arjun-allthingssports.blogspot.com for candid and insightful analysis.Arjun Chandrasekharhttp://www.arjun-allthingssports.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-53824617206111378412010-08-25T07:52:19.090-07:002010-08-25T07:52:19.090-07:00You guyz juzt dont cee the geenyus of trolling blo...You guyz juzt dont cee the geenyus of trolling blogz. It really getz the convo goinggg!Elliotnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-68709489457696298612010-08-25T07:35:14.841-07:002010-08-25T07:35:14.841-07:00Has anyone here ever heard of deadspin.com or Kiss...Has anyone here ever heard of deadspin.com or Kissing Suzy Kolber? Both of those blogs are far superior to this one.<br /><br />/dated referenceLarry Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16141943214237719821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-43533733267200404672010-08-24T23:15:18.213-07:002010-08-24T23:15:18.213-07:00Gah, my comments keep getting deleted. Sorry for b...Gah, my comments keep getting deleted. Sorry for blowing up everyone's email...FormerPhDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12837594679660975599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-8113182955684956492010-08-24T21:39:05.841-07:002010-08-24T21:39:05.841-07:00I never said that the fact that you commented anon...I never said that the fact that you commented anonymously was cowardly. However, the fact that you did so further highlights what a dipshit you are.<br /><br />In terms of my courageous usage of the pseudonym "Jack M," if you read this site regularly and posses even the most cursory of internet research skills, you'll be able to figure out who I am in under 5 minutes.<br /><br />And bravo for stirring up comments that deride you on a site that you don't think is nearly as funny as the other 100 sites that have done line by line criticisms before. You must be very proud.Jack Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16520633081010336438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-87862781922851228352010-08-24T21:30:09.095-07:002010-08-24T21:30:09.095-07:00Yes "Jack M," you are sooooo much less a...Yes "Jack M," you are sooooo much less anonymous than me. All this personal info you giving us: A first name that's probably fake. Oh, and the first initial of the last name, some courageous shit there. <br /><br />But I am a chicken shit. Also stirring shit up actually gets some comments going.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-9975866328848557822010-08-24T20:14:03.073-07:002010-08-24T20:14:03.073-07:00^^^now this anonymous i like^^^now this anonymous i likeChris Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12152452626681072765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-69348967385885028262010-08-24T15:31:04.751-07:002010-08-24T15:31:04.751-07:00Gregg's understanding of science is about as e...Gregg's understanding of science is about as extensive as Paris Hilton's understanding of fiscal responsibility.<br /><br />Hey dipshit, maybe the aliens from V haven't had "cell phones" for thousands of years? Maybe they never had them? I mean, it's not like there's shit from 500 years ago that archaeologists look at and go "we don't know what the fuck that is." <br /><br />In a show where an alien race knows the English language, the thing that makes Gregg go "GTFO" is the fact they don't understand cell phones (which are actually pretty complex, especially if you have no idea what they are).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-46189194915530383282010-08-24T11:15:25.596-07:002010-08-24T11:15:25.596-07:00I believe this is also the first time in teh histo...I believe this is also the first time in teh history of teh internets somebody has commented that if you hate X person's writing you should just ignore it.Adamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05117565553215414852noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-12575614704445188662010-08-24T08:20:47.640-07:002010-08-24T08:20:47.640-07:00But seriously though.But seriously though.Elliotnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-76703825030206633412010-08-24T05:25:31.900-07:002010-08-24T05:25:31.900-07:00JACK M TO THE RESCUEJACK M TO THE RESCUEChris Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12152452626681072765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-35253680575716401252010-08-24T00:42:06.369-07:002010-08-24T00:42:06.369-07:00Larry B,
If you're too stupid to know that Fi...Larry B,<br /><br />If you're too stupid to know that Fire Joe Morgan was LITERALLY the first group ever to do line by line LITERARY criticism, then you should self-immolate post haste.<br /><br />Anonymous,<br /><br />Like all comedy, Larry B's posts are subjectively humorous. Personally, I laughed a few times, but I'm probably biased. To each his own and all that. However, there are two things that aren't in doubt:<br /><br />1. Gregg Easterbrook is so obviously a moron at times (as you seem to agree) that he deserves someone calling him out on his bullshit.<br /><br />2. You anonymously commenting "DURRRR EVEN THOUGH I AGREE WITH THE REASONING FOR THIS POST, IT'S NOT FUNNY ENOUGH TO MEET MY LOFTY STANDARDS," was at the same time both less funny and more whiney than Larry's post. In sum, you're chicken shit.Jack Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16520633081010336438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-47735840197104940132010-08-23T22:07:30.523-07:002010-08-23T22:07:30.523-07:00@anonymous-poking fun at people who suck at their ...@anonymous-poking fun at people who suck at their awesome job is just that, fun<br /><br />@Larry-I love the reference to the best show ever, but cmon, that's a Lucille quoteFrigidevilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17535546187956275984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-47008639848012480932010-08-23T20:42:58.502-07:002010-08-23T20:42:58.502-07:00Blog fight!Blog fight!The Bardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08865691516095043519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-49454462574839192972010-08-23T16:36:12.464-07:002010-08-23T16:36:12.464-07:00Anonymous at 4:26-
First of all, no one has ever ...Anonymous at 4:26-<br /><br />First of all, no one has ever done this before. I think we can all agree that FireJay is the first ever blog of this kind.<br /><br />Second of all:<br /><br /><b>But seriously though, if he annoys you that much, or if you think so little of him...the logical thing to do is to FUCKING IGNORE HIM!</b><br /><br />You don't really... get what this is about, do you?Larry Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16141943214237719821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-25178262471281541602010-08-23T16:27:23.951-07:002010-08-23T16:27:23.951-07:00200 words, Anonymous? You'd barely have read ...200 words, Anonymous? You'd barely have read the first half of Gregg's officiating point before reaching your conclusion. That's less realistic than Friday Night Lights!Larry Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16141943214237719821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-70023061397368799482010-08-23T16:26:17.492-07:002010-08-23T16:26:17.492-07:00But seriously though, if he annoys you that much, ...But seriously though, if he annoys you that much, or if you think so little of him...the logical thing to do is to FUCKING IGNORE HIM! Or at the very least be better at this style of takedown than the 100's of others that have already done this?<br /><br />Totally serious here.<br /><br />Your thoughts?<br /><br />Really.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-60864644849965724282010-08-23T15:35:37.767-07:002010-08-23T15:35:37.767-07:00It must really get in Greggggggg's craw that m...It must really get in Greggggggg's craw that many people feel the real start of summer is either Memorial Day or even *gasp* Opening Day in baseball.Elliotnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-54027239063843467912010-08-23T13:04:20.510-07:002010-08-23T13:04:20.510-07:00The key with Greg is to imagine you're reading...The key with Greg is to imagine you're reading the ramblings of a 3rd grader. Then you can not only stoop down to his unintelligent level, but you can feel better about yourself as well.Dylanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02521399272029891606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-56126431474086815862010-08-23T11:41:32.873-07:002010-08-23T11:41:32.873-07:00Greggg was so pissed about that skating rink being...Greggg was so pissed about that skating rink being closed that he has remembered it every day since February 23.Adamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05117565553215414852noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300012139741038635.post-54287556818825636392010-08-23T04:39:33.661-07:002010-08-23T04:39:33.661-07:00You would think a self-described economist would b...You would think a self-described economist would be aware of the concept of confirmation bias.<br /><br />But then again, Gregggggg is a retard.Chris Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12152452626681072765noreply@blogger.com